Hilltops
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The View From Oyaron Hill

Hawk Talk 03.11.14 


Since the Academy Award winners have taken their golden men home, we


 decided to ask other Hawks, “If you could give yourself an Oscar what would


 it be for?

  • “I’d want ‘Best Background Extra’, because I’ve always wanted to do something silly in the background of a super serious scene. Only the  really big fans of the movie would be able to notice, because they’d watch it so many times. I’d be the person that falls in the pool while the star couple is breaking up.” – Laura Cernik ’17
    “I’d want ‘Best Background Extra’, because I’ve always wanted to do something silly in the background of a super serious scene. Only the really big fans of the movie would be able to notice, because they’d watch it so many times. I’d be the person that falls in the pool while the star couple is breaking up.” – Laura Cernik ’17
  • “I’d win the Oscar for ‘Best Mad Genius in Taking an Obscure Colt Classic Property and Turning It into a Mainstream Hit (While Having an Awesome Fashion Sense and Great Hair).” – Gregory Hunter ’17
    “I’d win the Oscar for ‘Best Mad Genius in Taking an Obscure Colt Classic Property and Turning It into a Mainstream Hit (While Having an Awesome Fashion Sense and Great Hair).” – Gregory Hunter ’17
  • “‘Best Supporting Awkward DJ’” – Claudia Kass Lascola ’16
    “‘Best Supporting Awkward DJ’” – Claudia Kass Lascola ’16
  • “‘Most Interesting Diabetic Rapper’” – Jake Murray ’16
    “‘Most Interesting Diabetic Rapper’” – Jake Murray ’16
  • “‘Best on Screen Accidental Sneeze’” – Ley Wynn ’16
    “‘Best on Screen Accidental Sneeze’” – Ley Wynn ’16
  •  “‘Most Talkative Without Saying Anything Important’ or ‘Most Overly Loquacious Actor’” – Chase O’Neil ’16
    “‘Most Talkative Without Saying Anything Important’ or ‘Most Overly Loquacious Actor’” – Chase O’Neil ’16
  • “I’d get the Oscar for ‘Best on Screen Goof’. My life is just one bug outtake reel. I can blab and laugh at anything.” – Taylor Morin ’17
    “I’d get the Oscar for ‘Best on Screen Goof’. My life is just one bug outtake reel. I can blab and laugh at anything.” – Taylor Morin ’17
“I’d want ‘Best Background Extra’, because I’ve always wanted to do something silly in the background of a super serious scene. Only the  really big fans of the movie would be able to notice, because they’d watch it so many times. I’d be the person that falls in the pool while the star couple is breaking up.” – Laura Cernik ’17
“I’d want ‘Best Background Extra’, because I’ve always wanted to do something silly in the background of a super serious scene. Only the really big fans of the movie would be able to notice, because they’d watch it so many times. I’d be the person that falls in the pool while the star couple is breaking up.” – Laura Cernik ’17